by J. R. Eldridge

You know Python and Carrey and Mercer and Carlin,
you know Seinfeld and Benny and Pryor and Beaverton,
But do you recall
The most famous comic of all?
Misread the Red-Nosed comic
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.
All of the other writers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Misread
Join in any comic games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Kim Aaron came to say,
Misread with your nose so bright,
Won’t you sign your book tonight
Then how all the comics loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Misread the red-nose writer
You’ll go down in history

Merry Misread Christmas, Merry Misread Christmas, one and all!

Read my other reviews of J.R. Eldridge smiting god:

MisreadBible: Genesis ❯

MisreadBible: Book of Moses ❯

MisreadBible: Gospel ❯ coming soon